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Thursday, February 1, 2007

Randall Scott Girls

The inaugural installation of the Randall Scott Girls is coming soon.

They say sex sells. So we’re in the process of conducting our photo shoots - taking real girls (with real anatomic features) from across the country, who really like cycling and the outdoors, who at least pretend to like us, and we’re - giving them a chance to/making them - get some exposure on the site and answer your questions about their interests, hobbies, favorite position…for their handlebars on a gnarly downhill.

Until we get the photos developed or find girls willing to do this, here’s some of our fav’s:




Leticia Casta, the Victoria's Secret model was the inspiration for Randall Scott Cycle Company. Now that Randall Scott is successful and renowned......she still won't lift that restraining order. I told him to read "The Great Gatsby" before pursuing this.



Katie B aka: Kate Beckinsale, aka: Selene the Death Dealer.

My personal favorite, Beckinsale is obviously in great shape, as she spends her nights hunting werewolves. And I promise, before I die, one of my girlfriends will wear that outfit.



Missy Giove,
She's better than you at mountain biking, wears a freeze dried pirhanha around her neck, has my eighth grade haircut, and is a lesbian. I'd date her



Jessica Rabbit - hasn't aged a bit since 1986
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